Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Mr. Klumper is a Ninja Warrior

Ancient Chinese Warrior Revamped from Dan Klumper on Vimeo.

Finally, here is the proof that I am, in fact, a ninja warrior. I am going to demonstrate for you eight weapons of the ancient Chinese warrior. Fist, rake, chain, chopsticks, throwing stars, throwing knives, staff, and the grand finale, the sword. Please, please, please. I beg of you. Do not try this at home. I am a trained warrior professional who has gone threw many, many, many hours of intense training of both the mind and body. I have gone to the ends of the earth to study the ways of the ancient Chinese warrior and have brought back knowledge and skill that I will share with you now. However, despite my extreme ability with these weapons, please do not be scared of me. I am still your nice, kind, supportive teacher who uses his abilities for good. Enjoy the video.

3 comments:

9Cecilia P said...

Nice skills especially on the deleted scenes

Tony Bertrand said...

You got a BIT carried away with the rake...

Paulina Soroka PD3 said...

Hey Mr. Klumper can you share that video with me on Google drive. I loved it. Well I am scared now of you.
SORRY