You have all selected a character from Greek Mythology. Before you "become" that character and practice your speech giving skills, you are going to interview the character you selected. This is going to be an informative interview. You are pretending that you are interviewing your character in front of a large audience who came to listen and learn about the character. You will be asking the character questions, but it is okay for the character to ask you questions, if you want. The interview needs to be written like a dialogue, with quotation marks and correct punctuation. Also, make sure you show who is talking. Below, is an example for you to use as a guide.Task: Write an interview dialogue between you and your Greek Mythology character. In the interview, your character needs to share at LEAST 3 things about themselves. Make sure you have your character introduce themselves so the reader knows who is talking. The name does NOT count as one of the three facts.
DUE DATE: Sunday, March 1st. 10:30 pm.
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Example:
Me: "Hi! What's your name?"
Artemis: "Hello sir. My name is Artemis."
Me: "Wow! That's a cool name. My name is Dan."
Artemis: "Wow, that's a plain name."
Me: "That's not very nice. Plus, it has three versions: Dan, Danny, and Daniel. So there."
Artemis: "Whatever."
Me: "Why do you have that silver bow?"
Artemis: "Well, I am the goddess of the hunt and moon. So I take my special bow with me at all times."
Me: "It kinda looks like the silver bow Katniss Everdeen uses in the Hunger Games."
Artemis: "Katniss who?"
Me: "Katniss Everdeen. From Hunger Games. She's way cooler than you."
(Artemis draws back an arrow with bow right at me)
Me: "Hey now!!! Wait!!! What are you doing???"
(Artemis pulls back arrow further...)
Me: "Okay, okay!! Stop!! You are cooler than Katniss! Way cooler!!"
Artemis: "That's what I thought, you weak mortal."
Me: "So, do you have any siblings?"
Artemis: "Yes, I actually have a twin. His name is Apollo."
Me: "Why do you have a picture of a Christmas tree on your shirt?"
Artemis: "It's called a Cyprus tree, you maniac, and it's my symbol."
Me: "Oh, that's cool. Good for you. Well, I gotta go. Bye."
Artemis: "Ok. Whatever. Bye."
(As I'm running away): Me: "Katniss is actually cooler!!!!!"
(Artemis zings an arrow at me and barely misses. Yikes!)
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Me: "Oh, that's cool. Good for you. Well, I gotta go. Bye."
Artemis: "Ok. Whatever. Bye."
(As I'm running away): Me: "Katniss is actually cooler!!!!!"
(Artemis zings an arrow at me and barely misses. Yikes!)
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Me: "Hi. Who are you?"
Hera: "My name is Hera- the protector of marriage."
Me: "Oh! My name is Kaleesta- the student at Brandon Valley High School."
Hera: "Do not joke with me! I am an important person! I am Zues's wife and sister you know!"
Me: "Ok! Sorry! So, what is your favorite city? Mine is Olympia."
Hera: "Argos. Why?"
Me: "Just wondering....."
Hera: "Well, if you are wondering so much then you should know my sacred animals are the cow and peacock."
Me: "Ok! Thanks! Bye!"
Hera: "For what?"
Me: "For giving me answers for a badge I want for social studies!"
Hera: "How dare you outwit me like that!"
( I run away laughing wickedly.)
Hera: "Come back here!"
Me:Hi! I am Alexis.
Athena: Hello! I am Athena.
Me:Is is true you were born out of Zeus' forhead?
Athena:Yes. I was born put of Zeus's forhead. I was born in full battle armour. Because I was born out of Zeus's head I am naturally smart.
Me: Wow,ok.Um... well what are you the goddess of exactly.
Athena:Well many things naturally but most people know me as the goddess of wisdom and battle stratiegy.
Me:Ok. Any other "need-to-know" infomation about you?
Athena: Ah, yes,I AM Zeus' favorite child.Ah must I say though he has a bit of a attiude.
Me: like father like daughter.
Me:Hi my name is Eli. What's yours?
Poseidon:My name is Poseidon and why is your name not Ellie?
Me:Because that's a girls name and I'm not a girl.
Poseidon:Well you look like a girl.
Me:Hey That's not nice, I do not!
Poseidon:Just saying.
Me:Well anyway, what do you do for a living?
Poseidon:I am the god of the sea.
Me:what's your favorite weapon?
Poseidon:My favorite weapon is my Trident.
Me:That's cool. Do you have any family members?
Poseidon:Yeah, I have a brother Zeus, a sister Hestia, another brother named Hades, another sister named Demeter, and the last of my siblings is Hera. I also have a mom named Rhea and a dad was named Cronus.
Poseidon:Speaking of my dad, he was a whack- job that ate every one of my siblings except for Zeus. Rhea tricked my dad into thinking that Zeus was a rock when Cronus wanted to eat Zeus. Later on Zeus came back (from his hiding place) to his fathers throne and made Cronus puke. That spilled us out full grown. Then we all teamed up and killed Cronus in an epic fight.
Me:Sounds brutal. Well anyways thanks for sharing.
3Corintheli
Me:Hi my name is Eli. What's yours?
Poseidon:My name is Poseidon and why is your name not Ellie?
Me:Because that's a girls name and I'm not a girl.
Poseidon:Well you look like a girl.
Me:Hey That's not nice, I do not!
Poseidon:Just saying.
Me:Well anyway, what do you do for a living?
Poseidon:I am the god of the sea.
Me:what's your favorite weapon?
Poseidon:My favorite weapon is my Trident.
Me:That's cool. Do you have any family members?
Poseidon:Yeah, I have a brother Zeus, a sister Hestia, another brother named Hades, another sister named Demeter, and the last of my siblings is Hera. I also have a mom named Rhea and a dad was named Cronus.
Poseidon:Speaking of my dad, he was a whack- job that ate every one of my siblings except for Zeus. Rhea tricked my dad into thinking that Zeus was a rock when Cronus wanted to eat Zeus. Later on Zeus came back (from his hiding place) to his fathers throne and made Cronus puke. That spilled us out full grown. Then we all teamed up and killed Cronus in an epic fight.
Me:Sounds brutal. Well anyways thanks for sharing.
3Corintheli
Me: Hello! What is your name?
Rhea: My name is Rhea. I'm a Titan.
Me: Did you have any kids?
Rhea: Yes, I had six but my husband, Kronos, ate the first five. When I had Zeus, My mom, Gaea took care of him.I am the mother of the Olympians.
Me: So what's your family?
Rhea: Well my mom is Gaea(Earth) And my father is Uranus(Heaven). I married my brother, Kronos.
Me: That's very interesting family history.
Rhea: I know. Most of it was sad history.
Me: Thank you for talking with me.
Rhea: You are very welcome. Bye!
Me: Hi! Whats your name?
Helios: My name is Helios. Yours.
Me: My name is Alyssa.
Helios: OMG that is greek.
Me:Yeah I know I think that is cool.
Helios:Cool
Me: How is it to e the god of the sun.
Helios: Cool i also have a weakness from being god of sun.
Me:What is it.
Helios:That I can set fire to anything if not careful.
Me : wow thats bad.
Helios:right , it makes me mad sometimes.
Me : I agree it would drive me crazy.
Helios: yeah it was great talking to you.
Me: Yeah you to i loved our conversion.
Me: hi what's your name
Chimaera: I am the chimaera
Me:so what do you look like
Chimaera: I have three heads a snake head for my tail lion head for my regular and a goat head on my spinal cord
Me:wow is it getting hot or something
Chimaera: well maybe because I can breath fire and do you have a snack or some thing because I'm getting hungry author wise I'll eat you
Me:let me look but one last question do you have wings
Chimaera: it depends sometimes I have a dragon type thing instead of a snake tail
Me:let me go get you that snack (sounds of running away)
Chimaera:Grrrrrr I'll be back bye
Me: "Hi, what's your name?"
Artemis: "My name is Artemis! What is yours?"
Me: "My name is Ashley! I like how unique your name is!"
Artemis: "Thanks! Your name is lame!"
Me: (sarcastically)"Wow, thanks!"
Artemis: "So, why did you have me come here again?"
Me: "I need to interview you! So, first question! Do you have any siblings?"
Artemis: "Actually, I do. I have a twin brother, his name is Apollo"
Me: "Okay, next question! What are you the goddess of? What is Apollo the god of?"
Artemis: I am the goddess of the moon and the hunt! Apollo is the god of truth, music, and light!"
Me: " Now! Who are your parents?"
Artemis: "My parents are Zeus and Leto."
Me: "Thank you! That is all I need!"
me:"Hi, my name is Ella, what's yours?"
Demeter:" My name is Demeter, and I am the Greek goddess of harvest."
me:" Hello Demeter. Who is your favorite sibling? Zeus? Hades? Hestia?'
Demeter: "Why would Zeus be my favorite? He is too bossy, and is always bragging about how handsome he is. My parents are Cronos and Rhea."
Me: "If you don't mind me asking, what was it like to be swallowed by your dad?"
Demeter:" Well, when I was born, my father, Cronos was afraid that that us kids would overtake him... so he ate us. He was such a big man, but I'm surprised that he could fit all of us kids in there. It was very dark and scary."
ME: " WOW! How did you fell when Zeus came to rescue you from your dad's stomach?"
Demeter: " Well, although I don't favor Zeus that much, I did really appreciate that he gave my father a poisonous drink to make him throw us kids up."
Me:" Did you do anything to your father after he puked you and all of your siblings?"
Demeter:" Yes, Ella, we did. Just as our father was afraid of, us 6 kids overtook him and all of his army."
Me:" Thank you, Demeter for your time."
Me: "HI! Whats your name?"
Hades: "Hello well my name is Hades."
Me: "Well that's a cool name my majesty.My name is Bailey."
Hades: "Zeus! Someone called me a girl again."
Me: "Sorry, sorry, sorry."
Hades: "Whatever Bailee."
Me: "No its B-A-I-L-E-Y."
Hades: "Whatever."
Me: "So anyway, what was it like having to have the worst draw and was made the lord of the underworld, ruling over the dead?"
Hades: "Well it was kind of dead because no one did any thing."
Me: "Nice joke DEAD."
Hades: "OK what ever that means."
Me: "What was it like being the king of the dead, hummmm let me guess dead!"
Hades: "No I was over powering and I could make you dead!"
(Starts to raise his underworld wand)
Me: Okay I'm so scared, I'm dying inside."
Hades: Okay
(Hades starts to speech to the wand."
Me:"Okay, Okay I'm sorry."
Hades: "Okay I forgive you.... this time."
Me: "So do you have any siblings?"
Hades: "Yes, I was related to Zeus."
Me: "Wow that must of been a little magical."
Hades: "Ya, you wish."
Me: "Well it was nice meeting you."
Hades: "Okay bye."
Me: "Okay bye... Ive been dying to get out of here."
Hades: "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Me: "BYE!"
(He fires an inch away from me but I was gone faster...Yikes)
Me: "hi, my name is Abby. Whats yours?"
Hestia: "Hi Abby, my name is Hestia. I am the goddess of hearth, family, and domestic life."
Me: "Wow you have a very unique name. I wish I had a unique name. But oh well."
Hestia: "Did you know that my name means house and hearth?"
Me: "No i did not. That's a cool fact. What else is cool about you?"
Hestia: "Well I'm just a cool person!Haha. I have 2 sisters. One of them is Hera. She is the queen of all gods and the goddess of marriage. My other sister is Demeter. She is the goddess of harvest."
Me: "That's cool. Thanks. Bye!"
Hestia: " Um.... Okay then Bye!!"
Me: Hi, my names Liam what's yours?
Prometheus:Prometheus
Me:cool
Prometheus:did you know your name backward is mail
Me:yup
Prometheus:cool, mine backward is scuehtemorp
Me:cool, back to the interview what are you the god of?
Prometheus:forethought and crafty counsel
Me:great, what side were you on in the battle between Zeus and the Titans
Prometheus:I was on Zeus side
Me:REALLY
Prometheus:Yes
Me:Its says here you created mankind is that ture?
Prometheus:yes
Me:how did you make us
Prometheus:I molded clay into the shape of humans then backed them in a furnace
Me:cool
Prometheus:I wish i hadn't made you guys now
Me: why
Prometheus:you guys are annoying I wish i could kill you all
Me:Ok, goodbye
(slowly edging away and calling the cops)
Me: Hello big 9 headed dragon
Hydra: Rawr
Me: I will use my trusty dragon translator
Hydra: I am not a dragon, I am a Hydra
Me: Didn't Hercules kill you?
Hydra:...
Me: ...
Hydra: Well that doesn't matter.
Me: How did you get killed?
Hydra: First Hercules Tried beating on the head.
Me: What do you mean First?
Hydra: But then two heads grew back
Me:WOW
Hydra: Ya but his stupid friend put a torch under my neck
Me: Isnt your head invincible
Hydra: He put it under a rock
Me: Well thanks for the badge
Hydra: NO!!! I am so lonely
Me:"Hello, I'm Olivia!
Persephone:"Hello, I'm Persephone"
Me:"So, I was going to ask you why you are wearing that horrendous outfit?"
Persephone:"I have to wear this because I am the queen of the underworld"
Me: The queen of what now?"
Persephone: The underworld. Its the place were you go when you die.
Me:"Why exactly are you the queen?
Persephone:"Because i was kidnapped by Hades and forced to be his wife"
Me:"Jeez, couldn't you just leave?"
Persephone:"No because I ate half of a pomegranate down there."
Me:"Moving on...did you know that my dad is a social studies teacher?"
Persephone:"No why would I know that? Well did you know that my mom is the goddess of the harvest?"
Me: Ya
Persephone:"Well did you know that i'm the goddess of the spring? And, that I'm also the reason there are things such as winter and summer?"\
Me:" I actually knew that too..."
Persephone:"Grrrrrrr"
Me:"I think I hear my name being called... so bye!"
Me: Hi my name is Carson what is yours
Dionysus: hi mine is Dionysus
Me: oh that's cool what are you the God of
Dionysus: I am the god of wine and fertility
Me: oh are their any down sides to that
Diionysus: nope I'm just joyful on one hand but I have a mean anger in the other
Me: Sounds frightening who are your parents
Dionysus: I have Zeus as a father and I am the only God to have a mortal mom. Zeus would only meet my mom as an invisible person
Me: that's sad what else has happened to you
Dionysus: Rhea brought me back to life when the Titans ripped me apart and I brought my mom Semele back from the underworld to
Me: oh cool well nice meeting you
Me:Hey I'm just going to ask you a few questions
Zeus:Well be quick I'm the king of the gods so I have lots to do
Me:How much could a guy who can do anything have to do
Zeus:What?!?!
Me: nothing
Zeus: here's the deal in king of the gods I am pretty hot and I have big muscles,case closed.
Me: ok bye
Me:hello my name is Connor what is yours
Hades: my name is Hades and I am the god oft he under world.
Me: wow, you must be evil.
Hades: no I am not evil some people just think that.
me:your not ?
Hades: no I am not.
me: wow I thought you would kill me :).
Hades: I have the hardest job I think.
me: really what is the jobs.
Hades: I have to look after tons of people. A few gods and tons of demons.
me: you must be very busy.
Hades: yes I am and must leave you now because the furies are arguing again.
me: tough job
me:"hi my name is Aaron whats yours?"
Pan:"Pan"
me:"cool i always wondered where the frying pan came from"
Pan:"what?" (he says staring blankly at me)
me:ya okay lets move on what are you the god of ?"
Pan:"I'm the god of shepherds and flocks not the frying pan"
me: "sure okay what is that thing around your neck?"
Pan:"this is my set of reeds"
me "where did they come from?"
Pan:"the women I was in love with tried to run from me so she was transformed into a reed which inspired me to make these reeds"
me"okay you're a little crazy. I mean maybe if you shaved your legs girls would like you"
Pan:"hey you wanna be turned into a reed?"
me: "no lord of frying pans (I yell while running away)
Me: Hi my name is Elise whats yours?
Chimera:Hi i'm the chimera.
Me: So tell me about yourself what do you do for a living?
Chimera: Well I breath fire out of my goat mouth to get my food. What do you do?
Me:Well I go to school and my social studies teacher is Mr. Klumper. I am learning about you in class actually. Speaking of your goat mouth what kind of body is that.
Chimera: I'm half lion, Roar half goat, baaaaaah and half snake, ssssssssssss.
Me: Cool! I'm all human. What else do you do?
Chimera: When you see me usually there is a storm, shipwreck, or a natural disaster.
Me: No wonder there is a giant storm outside.
Chimera: What else do you want to know?
Me:Well I was thinking are you female or male?
Chimera: I am female.
Me: Cool I am to. One more question. Do you have any siblings?
Chimera: Yep Cerbus and Hydra.
Me:Well thanks!
Chimera: Your welcome, wait......why?
Me: Well I'm finished with my assignment, and you pretty much gave me the answers.
Chimera: Youuuuuuuuu
( lightning struck)
Me: Well see you later.
( me running away)
Hi my name is Laura what's yours?
My name is Hestia.
me: You are the goddess of what exactly?
Hestia: I am the goddess of the Hearth and home.
me: Do you have any siblings?
Hestia: Yes, in fact I have 5. Two younger sisters Hera and Demeter, and 3 brothers Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon.
me: Wow I only have one brother and he's a mess.
Hestia: (murmurs) Sounds like Zeus.
me: So what myths are you in?
Hestia: Actually there aren't very many myths about me.
me: why is that?
Hestia: sorry but your out of time.
me: Wait, come back.
me again: Will you at least tell me what a hearth is?
Me:"Hello,I'm Luke."
Dionysus:"What do you want, you puny mortal."
Me:"I want to talk to you for a little bit."
Dionysus:"Fine, it's better than putting up with Hera's glare."
Me"Who are you, any way?"
Dionysus:"How can you not know of Dionysus, the most important god of all. After this interview I will ruin your life for wasting my time and disgracing my name."
Me:"How will you do that and what are your powers?"
Dionysus:"I'm the god of ferality and wine, a patron of the arts.I will make the land under you so weak that you will fall through the Earth into the underworld."
Me:"What did you mean by Hera's glare earlier?Why would another god hate you?"
Dionysus:"My mother was a mortal that was loved by Zeus.Hera tricked her into being destroyed by Zeus's glory. There also was the time when she sent the Titans after me. They ripped me to pieces. I"
Me:"Wait, if you were ripped to pieces how are whole right now?"
Dionysus:"How dare you interupt me!Rhea brought me back to life. I can do the same."
Me:"So you could bring your mother back to life?"
Dionysus:"I did bring her back to life."
Me:"What was your mother's name?(A loud rumble)What was that?"
Dionysus:"Maybe Hermes has a message for me.Excuse me mortal."
Me:"So I'm not puny anymore?
Dionysus:(growls)
Me:(laughs)Well that was a 'very pleasant' conversation."
(cracks form beneath me and another loud rumble)
Me:(screams while falling into a pit)
Me: Hello what is your name
Cronouse: My name is Cronouse
Me: That's quite the name what was your occupation
Cronouse: I was the king of the Titans
Me: How did u become king
Cronouse: I had to backstab my dad and kill him
Me: That was cruel
Cronouse: I know but I had to
Me: Did u have any children
Cronouse: Yes 6 of them but I tried to eat all of them so they would not kill me and become king
Me: Did you succeed
Cronouse: No , but I was close I had five of them down and the last one was Zeus and Rhea had tricked me into eating a rock
Me: Well that was rood of her but also clever
Cronouse: ya I guess then when Zeus grew up he gave me a poison and made me throw up all of my children full grown and they defeated me.
Me: Okay by have a nice day
Cronouse: Just leave now
Me:My name is Ayden.
Perseus:Nice name mine is Perseus.
Me: well, Perseus, who are your parents.
Perseus: My parents are Zeus and princess Dione.
Me: So, why are you so special.
Perseus: I killed the great Medusa.
Me: Wow, how did you do that.
Perseus: Well from the help of Athena and Hermes I got Hades helmet that makes you turn invisible, and Hermes winged sandals that can fly.
Me: Is that it.
Perseus: no, I flew over Medusa to kill her while I was invisible.
Me: So you killed Medusa.
Perseus: Yes
Me: So how did you die.
Perseus: After I accidently killed my Grandfather I buried myself in honor.
Me: Nice story but isn't it like Percy Jackson, he killed Medusa too.
Perseus: I do not want to get mixed up with him. He stole my name and glory.
Me: Ok
Perseus: I must never see you again, goodbye.
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Me: Hello my name is tori what is yours?
Pegasus: why my name is Pegasus
Me: I have heard you are one of the monster children?
Pegasus: yes I am one of the monster children but I am more pretty than the rest of the monster children.
Me: Who are your parents Pegasus?
Pegasus: I am an offspring of Poseidon and Medusa
Me: who did you serve and what did you do on Mt Olympus
Pegasus: I served Zeus I carried his thunderbolts
Me: well thank you Pegasus for talking to me
Pegasus no problem
Me: "Hi who are you. Random dude."
Hephaestus: "Hi I'm the Greek god of craftsmanship."
Me: "Ha! You must be an actor. I doubt it. I bet you couldn't make a sword in less than 30 minutes."
Hephaestus: "Oh you want to bet."
(30 seconds later)
Hephaestus: "Here you want a sword."
Me: "Nah. Do you think Zeus is nice."
Hephaestus: "No! He threw me done from Olympus because he thought I was a disgrace."
Me: (To myself) "I can see why."
Hephaestus: "I landed on Lemnos where I became awesome at craftsmanship. Then the Olympians accepted me as their Greek god of craftsmanship."
Me: "So that is why your symbol is the hammer even though it sucks."
Hephaestus: "What!!!!
Me: (As I'm running away) "By the way Poseidon is a lot more cool!"
(A electric hammer goes flying by me)
Me: Hi my name is Kendra what is yours
Aphrodite: my name is Aphrodite.
Me: Wow you are really pretty.
Aphrodite: Yay I know I am the goddess of love and beauty.
Me: So I hear you rose out of the sea from the foam.
Aphrodite: Yeah so...
Me: Ok.. hey I like your belt.
Aphrodite: It is a girdle and it has powers to compel love.
Me: Cool did you have any kids.
Aphrodite: Yes, one Eros he is cupid.
Me: Well it was nice meeting you.
Aphrodite: You too.
me: Hi, what's your name?
hercules: My name is Hercules.
me: Oh, my name is Abby
hercules: That's a pretty cool name.
me: Thanks.
hercules: You are welcome.
me: Alright. let's get started.
hercules: Ok, what's the first question?
me: What are you known for?
hercules: I am known for my extraordinary
strength and courage.
me: Well, that's pretty cool.
me: What do you look like according to legend?
hercules: Well, according to legend. I carry an olive
club and wear lion skin clothes.
me: Ok.
me: Will you share a story about yourself?
hercules: Sure.
hercules: Well one day Megara decided she wanted
to kill me. So she sent two snakes at me
and I strangled them both and played with
them like toys.
me: Alright, that is pretty interesting.
me: Well, thank you for coming.
hercules: Thank you for having me.
ME:Hi my name is Ava. Whats yours?
Rhea: My name is Rhea.
Me: oh.........what do you do?
Rhea: I am the goddess and protector of marriage.
Me: Oh...
Rhea: What?
Me: Your job must be lame.
Rhea: Are you insulting me you stupid mortal?!?
Me: Of course not.......
Rhea: How dare you! Are you being sarcastic? Hey wait where are you going?!?
ME:(As i'm running away) Oh by the way maybe instead of your kids Cronus should have eaten you.
Rhea: You come back here you ignorant mortal I will curse you for the rest of your life!
Me: All right you have fun with that. Bye!
Me: Who are you?
Prometheus: I'm Prometheus you loser, now go away.
Me: I'm Xander
Prometheus: I don't care, go away
Me: Why do you have wings?
Prometheus: So I can fly to the future. Now go away.
Me: Cool, I thought that you would fly with them.
Prometheus: You really are a loser. ( to self) Why did I create human life? *sigh*
Me: Wait, you created human life?
Prometheus: Yes, NOW GO AWAY!!!!
Me: Just two more questions.
Prometheus: Okay then you go away.
Me: Didn't you do something else for humans?
Prometheus: I gave them fire. What's your last question?
Me: (as I fly away) Why don't you have wings anymore.
Prometheus: Wait what? Why you...
Me: So long sucker!
(Prometheus then throws a rock that hits me and I fall. He takes his wings back and then sacrifices me.)
Me:hi what's your?
hercules: my name is hercules.
Me:that's a great name.
hercules: sure is.
Me: so what do u look like?
hercules: handsome, strong, and tall.
Me: wow nice.
hercules:I know.
Me: who's your father.
hercules: my father is Zeus.
Me: you look just like him.
hercules: oh stop!
Me: ok is it true that you have come face to face with the hydra?
hercules: yes I killed the hydra.
Me: ok thank you I am done.
hercules: yep
Me:Hello there whats your name?
Chimera:I am the Chimera.
Me:Wow you look scary I almost wet my pants there.
Chimera:You should be scarred because I can destroy you with my blazing fire.
Me:What else does your fire do?
Chimera:Well, I makes these huge potholes in the ground with small flames in the middle.
Me:Wow so it was like a dragon for you.
Chimera:I guess it was.
Me:Well whats that on your back?
Chimera: Oh that its my goat head.
Me:Than whats that snake there?
Chimera: That's my snake tail don't worry it does not bite, sometimes.
Me:Well, what else can you do?
Chimera:All I did was destroy until Bellerophor stopped me.
Me: Oops that's my mom calling me do do the dishes see ya!
Chimera:Sure sure later.
Me: Hi, I'm Reagan what's your name?
Demeter: Hello my name is Demeter.
Me: What are you the goddess of?
Demeter: I am the goddess of corn grain and the harvest.
Me: Do you have any kids?
Demeter: Yes, a daughter named Persephone.
Me: I've heard you were swallowed by your father.
Demeter: That Is true.
Me:how did you get out?
Demeter: my youngest brother Zeus saved me.
Me: Thanks for talking to me Demeter.
Demeter: No problem.
Me: Hi what's your name?
Cyclops: I am the Cyclops.
Me: A Cyclops. Ok what are you exactly?
Cyclops: I am a one eyed mythical beast from Ancient Greece. Duh
Me: Oh ok... Do you have any friends or any "Lady~Friends?"
Cyclops: I wish... There is no female Cyclopes. :(
Me: So is there only one eyed Cyclops?
Cyclops: No. There is three 3 eyed Cyclops, Brontes, Steropes and Arges.
[Johnny Rawten comes behind the Cyclops.]
Me: Watch out!!!
[Cyclops ducks, runs and keeps his head.]
Me: "Hello what is your name?"
Zeus: "You tell me first!"
Me: "ahh fine my name is Grant."
Zeus: "my name is Zeus"
Me: "What are you the god of?"
Zeus: "I'm the god of the sky!"
Me: Wow that is so cool but it looks like you could maybe go to the weight room."
Zeus: "What did you say puney arms!"
Me: "Nothing, anyways who is your mother and father?"
Zeus: "My mother is Rhea and my father is Cronus."
Me: "Ok one last question what is that shining thing you are holding?"
Zeus: "Oh that's my lightning bolt, I use it when people disobey me."
Me: Cool ok I got to go. Bye puney arms!"(running away as fast I can just barely missing the lightning bolt)
Me: Hi what is your name?
Hera: Hello my name is Hera.
Me: What is your symbol?
Hera: My symbol is the peacock.
Me: What are you the protector of?
Hera: I am the protector of marriage.
Me: Hello what is your name?
Zeus: No you tell me first.
Me: ahh fine my name is Grant.
Zeus: My name is Zeus.
Me: Ok Zeus, I have a question for you have you ever thought of going to the weight rooms?
Zeus: What did you say puney arms?
Me: Nothing.....
Zeus: That's what I thought!
Me: Anyways what are you the god of?
Zeus: I'm the god of the sky.
Me: Wow interesting, what is your father and mother's name?
Zeus: My mother is Rhea and my dad is Cronus.
Me: Ok last question, what is that thing you are holding in your hands?
Zeus: Oh that's my lightning bolt I use it for when people don't obey me.
Me: Ok thanks puney arms(running as fast I can, while the lightning bolt barely misses me)
Me: Hi, whats your name?
Nike: Hello, my name is Nike.
Me: Wow, I wish my name was Nike but I have a boring name and its Emma.
Nike: No its not a boring name its a cool name.
Me: Thanks Nike your very nice.
Nike: Thanks.
Me: Why is your name Nike?
Nike: Because I'm the god of victory.
Me: Whats so cool about you?
Nike: Seriously?
Me: Yeah come on!
Nike: Okay I'm very fast and carry Zues thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Is that it?
Nike: No, i'll talk to you later, I got to go carry thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Okay have fun bye!
Me: Hi, whats your name?
Nike: Hello, my name is Nike.
Me: Wow, I wish my name was Nike but I have a boring name and its Emma.
Nike: No its not a boring name its a cool name.
Me: Thanks Nike your very nice.
Nike: Thanks.
Me: Why is your name Nike?
Nike: Because I'm the god of victory.
Me: Whats so cool about you?
Nike: Seriously?
Me: Yeah come on!
Nike: Okay I'm very fast and carry Zues thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Is that it?
Nike: No, i'll talk to you later, I got to go carry thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Okay have fun bye!
Me: Hi, whats your name?
Nike: Hello, my name is Nike.
Me: Wow, I wish my name was Nike but I have a boring name and its Emma.
Nike: No its not a boring name its a cool name.
Me: Thanks Nike your very nice.
Nike: Thanks.
Me: Why is your name Nike?
Nike: Because I'm the god of victory.
Me: Whats so cool about you?
Nike: Seriously?
Me: Yeah come on!
Nike: Okay I'm very fast and carry Zues thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Is that it?
Nike: No, i'll talk to you later, I got to go carry thunder bolts up the mountain.
Me: Okay have fun bye!
ME: Hello.
Cronos: Hi.
Me: Ok I have a few questions for you.
Cronos: Ok.
Me: Why did you eat your children?
Cronos: Reasons.
Me:>:(
Cronos: ...
Me: JUST TELL ME!!!
Cronos: Ok geese I ate them so they would not take me down and that did not work.
Me: Well that's a stupid reason to eat your kids.
Cronos: Why did I do this interview any way?
Me: Because I said so.
Cronos: Well I am going to leave bye.
Me: Bye (Chucks a toy baby at him and he eats it.)
Cronos: What?
Me: (Stares at him in horror)
Me:" Hello, My name is Amy. What is yours?"
Pegasus:" My name is Pegasus."
Me:" Well, Pegasus do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
Pegasus:" Go ahead."
Me:" So Pegasus, what do you do for a living?"
Pegasus:" I really don't do much I just carry the thunderbolts for Zeus."
Me:" How did you ever meet Zeus in the first place?"
Pegasus:" Well my offspring was Poseidon and Medusa and Perseus was a famous hero and he decided to cut off Medusa's head. Then I came out of her body."
Me:"What happened later?"
Pegasus:" Then some guy named Bellerophen tamed me and rode me to many adventures. It was AWESOME!"
Me:" So what would you consider your self as what? A monster child, a bad child, or a good child?"
Pegasus:" Well really I was born to be a monster child, but most people consider me as a good, but thats not me."
Me:" But you don't look like a monster child at all."
Pegasus:" Well that's enough questions for now. Thank you for listening to me. I have to go bye, see you soon"
Me:" Bye Pegasus I hope to see you soon. I'm glad I got a chance to talk to you. Bye."
Me- Hi! What is your name?
Athena-I am Athena goddess of wisdom.
Me- oh, I am Kennedy. So were you really born out of Zeus's head?
Athena- Well yes I was. Because of that I am naturally smart.
Me- That is not weird at all... The city-state Athens sounds a lot like Athena is that related to you.
Athena- Actually it is Athens is named after me Athena.
Me- why are you holding a bridle?
Athena- Oh I made this.
Me- What does it do?
Athena- It helped tame the pegasus.
Me- well thanks for letting me interview you.
Athena-Anytime.
pd.9 argos harleigh
Me:Hi whats your name?
Medusa:Hi my name is medusa whats yours?
Me: oh ok sorry i cant make eye contact with you.
Meusa: oh thats ok i am very impressed that you havent made eye conact with me yet!
Me: oh yeah i just dont want to turn into stone...
Medusa: I wasent always ugly.
Me: oh what happend?
Medusa: i Got in a fight with athena and she turend me like this.
Me: oh why did she do that?
Medusa: i think she was jeolus becasue i was alot prettier but obviosly now i am not.
Me: oh well ok nice talking to you bye.
Medusa: bye i m VERY impressed that you dint look at me.
9Crete Britton said
Me "Hi who are you"
Atlas "Hi I am the Greek god Atlas"
Me Awesome, do you have powers.
Atlas "I am super strong.
Me "cool, have you done anything great and unbelievable."
Atlas " Yes , but you might not believe me.Once I had to hold up the world as a punishment from Zeus.
Me "You are right, I don't know if I do belief you.
Atlas "what!!!"
Me "You told me that I might not belief you."
Atlas You are right
Me What is your symbol.
Atlas My symbol is a picture or a statue of me holding up the Earth.
Me Well I better go and eat my lunch. Bye!!
Me: Hello, what is your name?
Dionysus: Why hello. My name is Dionysus
Me: That's cool my name is Maxwell.
Dionysus: well what do you seek.
Me: I seek info about the God of wine.
Dionysus: Well that so happens to be me.
Me: That's great!
Dionysus: so what do you seek?
Me: I seek when you are worshiped and who is your father.
Dionysus: Well my father was Actually the king of gods.
Me: That's awesome!
Dionysus: I was worshiped in c.1500 to b.c. 1100.
Me: Well that was long ago.
Dionysus: Well that's all you need to know right?
Me: Yep so later.
Dionysus:Good by Maxwell.
Me- who are you?
Percious- I am Percious.
Me- Wow thats a cool name.
Percious- I know what is yours.
Me- My name is Matt.
Percious- That is stupid my name is way cooler.
Me- Who are your parents?
Percious- Zeus and Danae.
Me- Thats cool what else did you do?
Percious- I killed Medusa.
Me- How didn't you get turned to stone?
Percious- I got help from Athena she let me use her shield.
Me- Thats cool what did you do with the head?
Percious- I gave to Athena and she put on her shield and used it as a weapon.
Me- Wow thats cool.
Percious- I ahve to go Athena wants to talk to me.
Me- See ya.
9Athensabbie
Me: Hi, my name is Abbie and I am single.
Rhea: My name Is Rhea and I am taken by Cronus my husband.
Me: When did you guys meet?
Rhea: Well he was my brother so I knew a lot about him.
Me: Okay? Did u guys have children at all.
Rhea: We had 6 children but Cronus at 5 of them when they were born.
Me: Why?
Rhea: Cronus killed his father and he didn't want his children to kill him like he did to his father.
Me: Oh. Then what happened?
Rhea: Well he didn't eat my 6th child Zeus because I tricked Cronus and gave him a rock that is rapped in a blanket.
Me: That a great idea so what did u do to Zeus?
Rhea: We sent him to Mother Earth where he grew powerful and strong.
Me: Cool. Then what happened next?
Rhea: Zeus came back and gave Cronus a potion that made him puck up his children that were furious with him. Then they all fight him and killed him.
Me: Wow! That whole story is so strange but so weird.
Rhea: Yeah.
Me: Well it was nice talking to you.
Rhea: Yeah it was nice talking to you to. I guess I will see you in a while or so.
Me: Ok, bye.
6olympiaemmet said...
ME: Hi my name is emmet and who or what are you?
Cerberus: I am Cerberus the 3 headed dog.
ME: Can you describe yourself? For the viewers.
Cerberus: Sure I am a three headed dog that is FEMALE.
Me: And?!?!?!
Well I have a snake for a tale and a main of snakes.
Me: Is there more?
Cerberus: I also have lion claws.
Me: What kind of dog are you?
Cerberus: I am a hellhound I only listen to Hades or his wife.
Me: Do you like his wife?
Cerberus: No I do not see what he sees in her. I think that he should just let her go.
Me: Me to I think he is holding her against her will.
(Me looking at my watch) Me: That is all the time we have for today.
thank you all for coming out to see Cerberus.
me: hi whats Ur name
Hercules: im Hercules
me: u have siblings
Hercules: ya when i was young my father ate me and three other of my siblings and dident eat my brother Zeus
me: wow can u say favorites
Hercules: ya but when he found ate he at us he gave my father a poison to throw us up
me: oh that's gross
me: what are u none for
Hercules: im none for my strength
me: are u sure u don't look to big hahaha
Hercules: what u say about me
me: nothing got to go bye!!!!!
4Athens lucas
Me: hi my name lucas what is yours
Cronos: my name is cronos
Me: wow what a nice name yours is way better than mine.
Cronos: yep
Me: so why did you eat your children.
Cronos: because I was afraid they would over come me like I over came my father
Me: and
Cronos: well I wanted to stay king.
Me: well they could just on the carry on the tradition.
Cronos: hey do you have a problem or something.
Me: no what about you you ate your children.
Cronos: okay on with the next question.
Me: how did you not know you ate a rock.
Cronos: it was the size of a tic tack to me.
Me: true it was but cant you look at it.
Cronos: why would I never gotten tricked before.
Me: how was it when you drank the poison.
Cronos: bad I threw up my children and over came me and zeus was king.
the end.
Me:"Hello, what is your name?"
Artemis:"Hi, my name is Artemis."
Me:"So Artemis what do you like to do for fun?"
Artemis:"I am the goddess of the hunt and the moon,so I go hunting for fun.
Me:"That's cool! "Do you have any siblings?
Artemis:"I have one twin brother named Apollo.
Me:"Wow, you must have a lot of friends!"
Artemis:"I actually dislike most people, especially men."
Me:"What about your family?"
Artemis:"I like my family, like my dad Zeus."
Me:"Zeus must be a great dad, but i got to go."
Artemis:"Well then good bye."
Me:
Me: "Hi! Whats your name? Mine is Rachel."
Aphrodite: "My name is Aphrodite."
Me: "Well, that is a very interesting name!"
Aphrodite: "Is that supposed to be an insult????"
Me: "U- um no ma'am..."
Aphrodite: "Well that is what it sounded like..."
Me: "Geez. Um, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
Aphrodite: "Of course not! Especially if the topic is me!"
Me: "OK... so i heard that you are the goddess of a few things. What are they?"
Aphrodite: "Well isn't one of them obvious? One thing I am famous for is my Beauty. You would think you would guess that before!! But I am also the goddess of love and desire."
Me: "Wow! That is interesting, but, why are you the goddess of desire?"
Aphrodite: "Well, you see, I have my beauty to guide me through life. But What if someone who is "loyal" came along? They might refuse to be anywhere near me, or worse! So I have a magical girdle that will bring anyone I want to me. They will be attracted to me as if I was a bar of gold!"
Me: "Wow... You really like to talk!"
Aphrodite: "What gave me away?"
Me: "Oh, uh... nothing really. So,I was wondering if you had a husband?"
Aphrodite: "Of course! You think someone as BEAUTIFUL as me wouldn't get a husband? His name, is, Hephasteus. Ah. If only you had met him. He might actually teach you something!"
Me:.... "ok"
Aphrodite: "It's fine. Not all people have gotten the privledge to see me."
Me: "I only have one question left."
Aphrodite:" Hurry! I am getting impatient!!!"
Me: Fine fine. "Many gods and goddesses own things such as trees or birds. Do you own anything?"
Aphrodite: "Yes, but only a few. I own the tree called the myrtle.
My birds are the dove, sparrow, and the swan. I would own more, but like you, people have failed to see my beauty. They wouldn't give me anymore than that."
Me: "Why didn't you you your magical girdle thingy?"
Aphrodite: "It was too late. My things were already assigned, and I couldn't talk Zeus out of it. You are getting a little too nosy if you ask me... so you must leave."
Me: "Ok..."
(walking out)
Me: "Oh and hey Hephestus!!!"
Hephestus: "Yes?"
Me: "I feel really bad for you. Aphrodite must be a real pain."
Aphrodite: "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "See yah." :)
Me: Hi my name is Hannah.
Nike: That is really boring.
Me: I like it.
Nike: You obviously don't have any taste.
Me: Instead of me listening to your insults how about I ask you some questions.
Nike: Fine.
Me: What's your name?
Nike: Nike. You have obviously heard of me as I'm so awesome.
Me: I have never heard of you and actually, Tris Prior is awesome. So far you seem really mean. Hope that this first impression is wrong.
Nike: Now you're insulting me. Whoever Tris is, is obviously not awesome like me.
Me: I think I know who won annoying person of the year.
Nike: That is really mean!
Me: Okay, on to the next question. Why are you famous?
Nike: How do you not know this. I am obviously the goddess of victory because I always win.
Me: Like that's right.
Nike: Zeus picked me to help him in the battle against Cronus.
Me: Wow, you like to brag too. Why would amazing Zeus pick you?
Nike: I already told you;because I'm awesome.
Me: I just realized that you have huge wings. Tell me about them.
Nike: They are one of my symbols.
Me: Do you have any other symbols?
Nike: Yes. This wreath I am carrying is the wreath of victory.
Me: So, what are you good at?
Nike: I am very fast at running and a swift flyer. Oh, and I am a good charioteer.
Me: Well, can I borrow your chariot to get home?
Nike: Obviously no. I have to get back to Mt. Olympus.
Me: Wait before you go I have to ask you one more question.
Nike: Fine.
Me: Was the Nike sports brand based off of you?
Nike: Well, yes. I am known for swooping in suddenly and the symbol represents that, but it was never one of my symbols. As I represent victory they also wanted the company to represent victory. This made them call it Nike. They made a good choice; it is a good name.
Me: I think my first impression of you was wrong.
Nike: Do you see that I am awesome now?
Me: You are kind of awesome. Tris Prior is still way more awesome!
Nike: That is not true. I just told you all the amazing things I did.
Me: Hey, guess what? The first impression is back. I guess what they say about first impressions being wrong is not true.
Nike: Well, see you later loser, because I won.
Me: No you didn't.
(I run over to her chariot climb in it and speed away)
Me: I win!!! Haha!!!
Me:Hello Hermes.
Hermes:Hello who are you?
Me: I'm Andrew Betanzo>
Hermes: Thats a lame name.
Me: Not everyone can have a cool name.
Hermes: True
Me: Okay, so I heard you're fast.
Hermes: Yes I am really fast.
Me: What do you use your fastness for?
Hermes: I use it to deliver messages to Zeus.
Me: Is it just for that.
Hermes:Some times i use it to guide the dead to the underworld.
Me: Okay so... (Hermes cuts me off)
Hermes: I use it to steal stuff thats why I am god of the theives.
Me: Well thats not nice.
Hemes: Well Zeus doesn't pay me.
Me: So your his slave.
Hermes: no
Me: Sure,Sure
Hermes: No really I'm no..
Me: Anyway what do wear.
Hermes: I wear winged sandals, a winged hat, and I carry a wand.
Me: Why the wand?
Hermes: To protect myself against enemies.
Me: Okay final questio....
(Hermes left and my shoes are gone)
Me: And we are back to " Greece Interviews." Today's guest is a centaur.
Centaur:Hello everybody, nice to meet you.
Me: Okay, I'm here to ask you some questions. So, what is your name?
Centaur: Well I am a centaur. My name is Chiron, leader and smartest of the centaurs. What is your name?
Me: Uh Caden, kid of the Midwest.The next question is, um... a... is... is there different kinds of a centaur?
Centaur: Yes there is actually. There is the normal type called the half man half horse, the half man half deer, and the half man half dog.
Me:...
Centaur: What?
Me: Nothing. Anyways the next and the last question is what do you do exactly?
Centaur: Well normal centaurs don't behave well so they horse around. Me, I am the smartest and best behaved. Oh yeah we also get sent down to punish gods and people who oppose a threat to Zeus.(reaching into his pocket and getting out his phone). Oh, okay, bye. Sorry, this kid called Johnny Rawten is saying he's going to fight Zeus. So bye.
Me: Well that's all the time we have tonight, see you tomorrow on...
Crowd: Greece Interviews!
Me: "Hi I'm Victoria."
Persephone: "I'm Persephone queen of the underworld."
Me: cool. "So you are married to Hades?"
Persephone: "I am. I was kidnapped by him."
Me: "Wow. I bet that was scary."
Persephone: "I guess. He gave me pomegranate seeds that bonded me to the underworld for 1/3 of the year."
Me: "Weird. Well that's all the time I have. Thank you."
Persephone: "No problem."
Me:Hi what's your name?
Pan: My name is Pan, What's yours?
Me: I'm Ike.
Pan: Ike? What kind of name is that?
Me: Well, it's- never mind.
Me: So, why are you famous?
Pan:I'm the ruler of the wild!
Me: Everyone is a ruler these days. I mean what makes you special.
Pan: I have goat legs and horns.
Me. Well, that's a start. Didn't they name a musical instrument after you?
Pan: Yeah It's called the pan flute.
Me: well I got to go, nice meeting you!
Pan: Bye!
6AthensMeghan
Me:"Hello who is this?"
Athena:"I am Athena the godess of wisdom. Who is this?"
Me:"This is Meghan Smith I go to Brandon valley Middle school."
Athena:"Oh so what special things have you invented because I invented the bridle, trumpet, flute, rake, plow, yoke, ship, pot, and the chariot."
Me:"Wow thats impressive... but... um... I havent... really invented anything."
Athena:"Well... good for you... I guess."
ME:"So were you reall born out of zeus's forehead?"
Athena:"Yes i was born full grown in armor and im really smart because of it."
Me:"Well it was nice talking to you. Bye!"
Athena:"You too. Bye!"
Me: How's it going
Poseidon:Pretty good I just sent a tsunami to Japan
Me:WOW how'd you do that
Poseidon:Uh I'm the god of the sea didn't you know that
Me:No I didn't. So you can like mess with water whenever you want
Poseidon:Yes I'm Zeus' older brother
Me:Wow who's that again
Poseidon:He is the god of the sky
Me:Oh cool so you two grew up together
Poseidon:Well no my dad ate me when I was little but my mom tricked him when he was about to eat Zeus
Me:Oh that sucks well i should go it's getting late talk to you later
Poseidon:Ba-bye
Me- Hello my name is Ashley. What is yours?
Hermes- Hi my name is Hermes.
Me- What god are you?
Hermes- I am the god of wisdom and buisness.
Me- Oh thats cool. I hear u are the messenger for Zeus!
Hermes- Yes i am, but im the fastest messenger of all!
Me- Oh wow! u have lots of talent!
Hermes- well yeah im the son of Zeus and maya. Of course im talented.
Me- Yeah true! Well it was nice to meet u i probably should leave cya.
Hermes-Nice to meet u too, cya.
Austin Vigants
Me-"Hi I am Austin what is your name?"
Hercules- "Hercules."
Me-"Wow you must be the strongest person ever?"
Hercules-sigh "Almost."
Me-"What do you mean almost?"
Hercules-" Well Zeus just has to be the best at everything."
Me-"Who is Zeus?"
Hercules-"The god of the sky ,but he is the ruler."
Me-"oh."
Hercules-"RAGE"
Me-"A,well,I,a,should get going."
Teya 9 Corinth teya
Me: hi what's your name?
Cronos: my name is cronos
Me: why did you eat all of your kinds!!!
Cronos: because I didn't want them to over power me!
Me: well you could have done something else!
Cronos: well I didnt Soo
Me: we're you scared when Zeus came back?
Cronos: yes because he was strong and very powerful!
Me: yah i would me too!
Cronos: well I'm going to go bye!
Me: ok Thancks for letting me interview you!!
me:Hello my name is luis
Cerberus: my name is cerberus
me: nice too meet you
Cerberus: nice too meet you
me: tell me a little bit about you
Cerberus: well i have a tail of a serpant
me: cool
Cerberus: yeah i got lion claws
me: wow to scratch someone
Cerberus: I have three headed dog as you can see
me: yeah i see that
Cerberus: I am the guardian of where bad goddes go and people
me: nice to know that!
Cerberus: its a cool job too do
me well got to go nice to meet you see you later
Cerberus: later anyways i got to do my job see you later my friend!
6ArgosCarson B said…
Me:”Hello my name is Carson.”
Poseidon:”Hi I am Poseidon the god of the seas.”
Me:”Let’s begin. I have heard that you were eaten when you were born. Is this true?”
Poseidon:”Yes that is true and it was weird to be thrown up full-grown.”
Me:”Have you ever been sick yourself?”
Poseidon:”Can we change the subject because if we don’t you will experience my first sickness!”
Me:”Ok sorry. How many siblings do you have?”
Poseidon:”I have 5 siblings. Zeus, Hades, Hera, Hestia, and Artemis.”
Me:”Wow that’s a lot of kids your dad had to deal with!”
Poseidon:”He hardly had to deal with us because he ate all 5 of us except Zeus.”
Me:”What happened to Zeus?”
Poseidon:”He was taken to another island and was raised by Gaea but when he was older he came back and defeated Crones by making him barf up all his children.”
Me:”Well that must have hurt.”
Poseidon:”It hurt us more than him! We had to be swallowed then regurgitated and we all landed on each other!”
Me:”Ow! I bet his neck was sore after that.”
Poseidon:”Yah I bet.”
Me:”Well see you later regurgitated son.”
Poseidon:”Call me that again and I’ll throw you over the sea to Antarctica!”
Me:(fingers crossed) ”Oh I think my mom just called me for dinner so got to go.”
(While walking away I say regurgitated son)
Poseidon:”Get back here you little…”
6ArgosCarson B said…
Me:”Hello my name is Carson.”
Poseidon:”Hi I am Poseidon the god of the seas.”
Me:”Let’s begin. I have heard that you were eaten when you were born. Is this true?”
Poseidon:”Yes that is true and it was weird to be thrown up full-grown.”
Me:”Have you ever been sick yourself?”
Poseidon:”Can we change the subject because if we don’t you will experience my first sickness!”
Me:”Ok sorry. How many siblings do you have?”
Poseidon:”I have 5 siblings. Zeus, Hades, Hera, Hestia, and Artemis.”
Me:”Wow that’s a lot of kids your dad had to deal with!”
Poseidon:”He hardly had to deal with us because he ate all 5 of us except Zeus.”
Me:”What happened to Zeus?”
Poseidon:”He was taken to another island and was raised by Gaea but when he was older he came back and defeated Crones by making him barf up all his children.”
Me:”Well that must have hurt.”
Poseidon:”It hurt us more than him! We had to be swallowed then regurgitated and we all landed on each other!”
Me:”Ow! I bet his neck was sore after that.”
Poseidon:”Yah I bet.”
Me:”Well see you later regurgitated son.”
Poseidon:”Call me that again and I’ll throw you over the sea to Antarctica!”
Me:(fingers crossed) ”Oh I think my mom just called me for dinner so got to go.”
(While walking away I say regurgitated son)
Poseidon:”Get back here you little…”
Me: Hi whats your name?
Hydra: My name is the Hydra.
Me: Thats nice. What do you do for a living?
Hydra: Disrupt Olympus.
Me:Why do you do that?
Hydra: I don't know because I am evil!?!
Me:Ok, so how did you die?
Hydra:Hercules.
Me:How?
Hydra: He burned off all of my heads but the middle one. Then buried the middle one.
Me: Can u die any other way?
Hydra:No.
Me: Nice, well nice talking to you got to go.
Hydra: See ya.
me: hey girl im Reagan
Aphrodite: um..ok? im Aphrodite
me:wow that a cool name
Aphrodite: you know im the goddess of beauty and love right
me: ya of course
Aphrodite: OK
me: well i was just wondering are you wearing a girdle
Aphrodite: ya its magic
me: what does it do
Aphrodite: it makes people desire me
Me: WOW no way
Aphrodite: ya and i even have birds i have a dove a swan and a sparrow
me: but like aren't they annoying
Aphrodite: wow i cant believe u just said that im leaving bye
me: um... bye? wait dont forget to protect the sailors
Aphrodite: well im actually the PROTECTRIST of sailors
me: seriously
Aphrodite: ya bye
Me: Hi my name is Emily
Pegasus: hi
Me: do you want to race?
Pegusus: Ha! I will just fly over you with my majestic white body and wings.
Me:Umm okay, who were your parents??
Pegasus:Poesideon and Medusa.
Me: How were you born?
Pegesus: out of medusas head.
Me:bye!
Pegesus:Bye???
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